Mystery Box #2 (Ships in 30 Jun 2026)
1.5 million subscribers. The first mystery box sold out. So we made another one. Only 200 boxes this time.
Same deal. You don't know what's inside until you open it. Posters, notebooks, stickers, workout tools... it's a loot box for fitness nerds.
Guaranteed value $140+. You pay $100 only.
Designs shown are sketches only. Your box may differ. Buy at your own risk. We'll (very) likely add more stuff tho.
Pre-order only. Ships before 30 Jun 2026.
⚠️ If your order contains both ready-stock and pre-order items, the order will be sent together once the pre-order items are available.