The 2nd Mystery Box is live. 200 boxes only.

  • The Million Mystery Box (Ships in 30 Oct 2025)
  • The Million Mystery Box (Ships in 30 Oct 2025)
  • The Million Mystery Box (Ships in 30 Oct 2025)
  • The Million Mystery Box (Ships in 30 Oct 2025)
  • The Million Mystery Box (Ships in 30 Oct 2025)

The Million Mystery Box (Ships in 30 Oct 2025)

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Regular price $99.00 Sale price $130.00
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It’s like a loot box. Posters, calendars, notebooks, who knows. Guaranteed value $130+, you pay $99. Only 100 boxes. Made to celebrate hitting 1 million subscribers.

Disclaimer: Designs shown are teasers only, your box may differ, with a chance of doubles inside. Preorder only. Ships in 30 Oct 2025

Included product (revealed):

  • Made by humans
  • Limited amount
  • Dense detail work

Not for everyone

You don't get to pick what's inside. You just trust a yellow cartoon dude and hit buy. If that sounds fun, this is for you.

Limited run, with exclusives

Each drop has a cap. Once they're gone, individual items go on the store, but some things in the box will never be sold separately. The only way to get everything is to get the box.

Open it and find out

Workout gear, collectibles, stuff we haven't even talked about yet. Every box is different. That's the whole point.